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Complete the first level.
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You found the hidden skull!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!